Funnies

My son is pretty darn funny.  Here are two things he's said that have cracked me up this week. 

1.  I bought my friend a Dr. Pepper and he asked why I was taking her one.  I told him that she's my friend.  He said "Why is she your friend?"  He's four, so I sufficed it to say that I love her and that's why she is my friend.  He said, "Then why you not take her wine?"  I guess if someone is a GOOD friend, you should offer them wine not Dr. P.

2.  Upon purchasing said Dr. Pepper, Lane asked me if I had seen any Gatorade.  I told him that I only saw DP and Diet Coke.  He told me "Ewww.  Diet Coke is for much older people.

Ha!